why do cats like to stand in things so much omg
they love spacial boundaries.
like nothing on the bed but the shirt you’re going to wear? sits.
nothing on the floor except your homework papar? sits.
nothing in your body but your soul? sits.
IS THIS IMPORTANT
IT’S MINE NOW
KING OF THE CASTLE
COME AT ME
Me: *bench presses the teacher*
Teacher: Put me down
Hell yeah, you go you sensitive, bacteria-filled shark-scabbards
they got mad
Guys that song was written about his dad. It’s a tough subject for him. Stop bringing it up to them!!
My anaconda will consider it
My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.
This a trillion times over.
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