Nickleback Dat Ass Up

ultralaser:

bitchtitsjackson:

combeferret:

absolutcute:

source

why do cats like to stand in things so much omg

they love spacial boundaries.

like nothing on the bed but the shirt you’re going to wear? sits.

nothing on the floor except your homework papar? sits.

nothing in your body but your soul? sits.

IS THIS IMPORTANT

IT’S MINE NOW

KING OF THE CASTLE

COME AT ME

Typical school day

180mph:

Me: *bench presses the teacher*

Teacher: Put me down

thursdaysangel-tuesdaysdemon:

Hell yeah, you go you sensitive, bacteria-filled shark-scabbards 

theyarethatwhichweknow:

no-this-is-jarod:

they got mad


Guys that song was written about his dad. It’s a tough subject for him. Stop bringing it up to them!!

theyarethatwhichweknow:

no-this-is-jarod:

they got mad

Guys that song was written about his dad. It’s a tough subject for him. Stop bringing it up to them!!

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

midgetdragon:

bootyberry:

Actual photo of me at graduation

"id like to thank all the fuckboys"

midgetdragon:

bootyberry:

Actual photo of me at graduation

"id like to thank all the fuckboys"

howthehoolychillz:

This a trillion times over.

howthehoolychillz:

This a trillion times over.

dogparkmayor:

Steal His Look: Chief of Ferguson Police Department

Cashmere racist suede white t-shirt - 462.56$

Versace Limited Edition pig mask - 612.40$

All-purpose steel garbage can - 14.99$